H o w t o C a t c h a L I O N

Newton 's Method:

Let, the lion catch you.
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
Implies you caught the lion.

Einstein Method:

Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon.
Now you can trap it easily.

Software Engineer Method:

Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion.
If anyone comes back with issues tell them that you will upgrade it to a Lion.

Indian Police Method:

Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a lion .

The Filmstar Method :

Keep warning the lion that you may come and attack anytime.
The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.

Sneaky Method:

Send a Police commissioner around 2AM and slap it, while it's sleeping !